| General: | |
| 1. Your name | |
| 2. Teacher name | |
| 3. What class period are you in? | |
| 4. What four things are going to be covered this year? (And if you say "science," I use you for vivisection) | |
| Logistics: | |
| 1. Where is the turn-in basket? | |
| 2. Where is the garbage can? | |
| 3. Where is the pencil sharpener? | |
| 4. Where are the posted rules? | |
| 5. Where is the clock? | |
| 6. Where is the nearest exit? | |
| 7. Where do no-name papers go? | |
| 8. Why is the room so hot? | |
| 9. What can you do about the heat? | |
| 10. What is "therapy?" | |
| Policy | |
| 1. What dismisses you? | |
| 2. If you are absent, what are you required to do to make it up? | |
| 3. What is the policy on late work? | |
| 4. Policy on eating and drinking? | |
| 5. Policy on bathroom breaks? | |
| 6. Policy on Miss Lowe's desk? | |
| 7. Policy on people's stuff? | |
| 8. What is the "Big Rule?" | |
| 9. What does "CLASS" refer to? | |
| 10. What happens if you get 2 strikes? | |
| 11. What happens if you get 3 strikes? | |
| 12. What is meant by "participation?" | |
| 13. What's expected in the lab? | |
| 14. What is the "Magic Tax?" | |
| Survival and Brown-Nosing | |
| 1. What is the difference between having a high IQ and being smart? | |
| 2. How do you get on Lowe's good side? | |
| 3. What are three things you learned in science last year (that haven't been covered in the previous questions)? | |
| 4. What are two things Miss Lowe likes? | |
| 5. What are three things Miss Lowe hates? | |
| 6. What is something you'd like to get out of class this year? | |
| 7. Now say something nice about Miss Lowe 'cause she really needs the ego trip: | |